Monday, December 13, 2010

Beans and Rice:

Wylie is obsessed with poop. It's something else.

Today, he was climbing up the stairs with the "clink-clink-clink" of a ceramic Santa that he loves, when we heard another CLINK on the toilet. Adam ran up the stairs to see Wylie helping his broken ceramic Santa "to poop". He loves to tell us that "santa pooped" and now that Grendel is suffering from kidney stones (an entirely different story), Wylie says, "Grendel, no poop, no pee, no potty, DOCTOR!".

So, when I gave him rice and beans for dinner tonight, I shouldn't have been surprised at his response. He took one look at the bowl, and said:

" OH GOD!!!!!!!!! POOP!!! AND TURDS IN HERE!!!!!!!!!". WIth the most disgusted face possible, he looked at us in shock, and then promptly shoved his bowl away.

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