He likes big butts and he cannot lie:

On Wednesday, I was driving Wylie to preschool.  A quick picture into our little life:

Wylie:  "Hey, Mommy, Daddy taught me a new song"

Me:  "Oh, no.  What is it?"

Wylie:  "Oh.my.god.Becky.  LOOK at her butt."

A devilish grin came across his face as he saw the horror in mine in the rearview mirror.

Me:  "Um, Wylie- I don't think that's an appropriate song for a three year old"

Wylie said,  "I know.  Daddy said you'd say that."  And then he launched into the chorus.

GOOD GRIEF!